"She's young but she likes old things."
Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness
You know what’s worse than arguing? Silence. not even hearing from them ever again. Not knowing if they miss you or even think about you. Yeah. Silence, that shit hurts.
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge
me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)